There are people who wait till the last Minute
But we of Dionysus have already been having a good time before they begin It
Sometimes one needs to get Away
So we can have an early start on the Play
I would feel like a loser Jerk
If I waited until the last second to leave Work
Time is too precious and I need to stretch Mine
How else can I twirl into the Devine
Every single Day
We need to escape to Play
Here I will stay no Longer
And my slacker escape makes me Stronger
I have a lot going On
And my personal tasks I now Don
So Dionysus help us Escape
We will pull reality back like a Drape
Perception is more important than Reality
Hurray, look, we are already Free