Dionysus Early Escape

There are people who wait till the last Minute

But we of Dionysus have already been having a good time before they begin It


Sometimes one needs to get Away

So we can have an early start on the Play


I would feel like a loser Jerk

If I waited until the last second to leave Work


Time is too precious and I need to stretch Mine

How else can I twirl into the Devine


Every single Day

We need to escape to Play


Here I will stay no Longer

And my slacker escape makes me Stronger


I have a lot going On

And my personal tasks I now Don


So Dionysus help us Escape

We will pull reality back like a Drape


Perception is more important than Reality

Hurray, look, we are already Free

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Dionysus Happy Home

There are people that survive on Stress

But we want to be nowhere near that Mess


Sometimes it is hard to escape these Others

But we just want to relax and have fun with our Brothers


Sometimes one must hide Away

Find a dark cave in which to Play


At times like these it is nice to retreat to your House

Find a place to sneak away like a little Mouse


But it is important to make your comfort zone Nice

Or it will just be like hanging out with the maggoty Lice


So Dionysus on this day we call out to Thee

Help ensure my private space is stress Free


In return we pledge ourselves to You

And stand behind all you seek to Do


Make my area mystic and Strong

So I can linger there for short times or Long


Let us be able to find joy and Rest

So we can recharge for our Quest

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Dionysus Anytime Anywhere

There are people that like to box in their Fun

As if there were only certain times it can be Done


We of Dionysus do not believe in such Things

Fun never stops and new fun always Begins


There is no certain place where we have good Times

And there is no place excluded from our Rhymes


Be it at work, home, or Play

Send loads of fun our Way


I can have fun alone or with my Brothers

Since all living things are Lovers


Make things happen Now

Because we know How


We will have fun, morning, noon, and Night

And Dionysus we ask you to aid us in basking in the Delight


So again we call out to Thee

Rain good times and fun down on Me


No matter where I stand

That is where fun should Land

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Dionysus Drunken Accomplishment

The main thing we wish to do is have Fun

So let us make sure this is always Done


Accomplishment is Good

But it does not have to be done by stiff men made of Wood


We can have a good Time

And do not even have to Rhyme


Drunken accomplishment can be the Best

Having a better time than the Rest


We can make it Happen

Fumble ahead instead of wasting time Mappen


When we have fun while we Work

We do not have to fell like a Jerk


Be is day or Night

We will have fun while we produce and Delight


So join us in are drunken Tasks

Help destroy those serious Masks


Dionysus you are our Lover

We are Proud to call you Brother

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Dionysus Everywhere Man

We of Dionysus are all Around

Wherever there is fun, we can be Found


Moving here and There

Without a Care


But that does not mean we are not putting on the Gas

Rumper Stumper, Constantly Kick Ass


The Man in Brown

Is coming to your Town


Saber in Hand

He will help defend the Land


But his reasons are Clear

He wants a safe place to kick back and drink Beer


So keep an eye Out

And give your best friend a Shout


He is your Friend

Until the Very End


Dionysus like the Man in Brown, we are one with You

Watch us and we will show you what we can Do



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Dionysus To Hell with Stress

We of Dionysus want to live Life

But stress can stab into our good times like a Knife


Stress is the killer of good Times

Fuck stress, it never Rhymes


Stress come after me in you Dare

I’ll leave you in a busy intersection with just your Underwear


Your Place

Is not in my Face


I want to kick it Out

Scream and Shout


Have fun and focus on the Positive

Grab everything that this life can Give


Life always tries to Hammer at You

Ruminate on all the difficult things you must Do


Screw that Noise

We are not stress’s Toys


I am here have Fun

And I will not stop till that is Done

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Dionysus Focus

We of Dionysus love Chaos a Lot
But overwhelming Chaos can put you in a tough Spot

Sure we want to kick ass and do all we Can
But sometimes things can get out of Hand

There will always be way too much to Do
Sometimes the tasks can slip away from You

When we need to do this that and 900 other Things
We often can lose track of where we should really Begin

Chaos is Good
We need to be able to use it like we Should

Take advantage of the things that are Offered
Be it stolen time, help, or money in the Coffers

Our goal is to have Fun
But sometimes this is impossible if we do not have enough Done

We do not want to work like a Jerk
But in order to enjoy life, some things can’t be Shirked

So Dionysus shine your Magick down on Us
And we will be happy and not have to Cuss

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